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The Most Primitive in Republic of Conservative Nations

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Republic of Conservative Nations is ranked 26,407^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Confederacy of Csuz	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“But you don’t have the time so look the other way”
2.	The United Provinces of The Furbish Planets	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sic semper tyrannis”
3.	The Republic of District Line 8	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The Autonomous Region of Euroa Moesia	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Nostra patria, nostri juris”
5.	The Loving Couple of Too-ManyOptions-	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Lumity”
6.	The Galactic Empire of Eldrado	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Strength as one, strength together!”