The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Republica del Paraguay
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Boqueron | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The State of Buraman | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The District of Fjerde | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. | The Armed Republic of Libertadores da America | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Freedom for Latin America” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Ouamouno | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. | The District of Paraguaio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Community” | |
| 7. | The Queendom of President Hayes | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The State of White Dunes | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pride and Industry” |
