The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Republica del Paraguay
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Paraguaio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Buraman | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. | The Armed Republic of Libertadores da America | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Freedom for Latin America” | |
| 4. |  The State of White Dunes | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The District of Fjerde | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Ouamouno | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. | The State of Boqueron | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 8. | The Queendom of President Hayes | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “We Will Endure” |
