The Most Corrupt Governments in Resuscitation
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Resuscitation is ranked 11,714th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Thedzoa | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “I will do what I must” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Thedzoairos | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The Loving Couple of -Tribute4rt | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Lumity” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Alakmaria | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Great ideology creates great times.” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN54 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of 10 Mirrormind | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Korps Commandotroepen | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “22 March 1942 - Nunc aut Nunquam” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of 5 Chitato | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “One chitato, two tomato, three potato, four buntato!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Punzer Tank | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “If the tanks succeed, then victory follows.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Rainbow Crabs | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Crabs are people” |
