The Most Primitive in Resuscitation
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Resuscitation is ranked 9,936th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Rainbow Fox 16 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of 1 Chitato | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “One chitato, two tomato, three potato, four buntato!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Chitato XIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Keep Calm and Protecc the Bunnies” | |
| 4. | The Queendom of Rainbow Fox 17 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Chitato XIX | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Keep Calm and Protecc the Bunnies” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Kvitka at War | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Motto” | |
| 7. | The Queendom of Rainbow Fox 19 | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. | The Queendom of Rainbow Fox 8 | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Chitato XXII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Keep Calm and Protecc the Bunnies” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of 7 Chitato | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “One chitato, two tomato, three potato, four buntato!” |
