The Highest Crime Rates in Resuscitation
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Resuscitation is ranked 12,605th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of 10 Chitato | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “One chitato, two tomato, three potato, four buntato!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Knight Chitato | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “I'll hop over all of you!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Chitato Knight | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “I'll hop over all of you!” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of Chi Pigeon Messenger Services | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Of the pigeon, by the pigeon, for the pigeon” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Princess Journals | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” | |
| 6. |  The Confusion of Psyduckhuahua | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “*tilts head sideways*” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Emperor | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Stewtato | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stew!!” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Breakfast Stew | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stew in the morning!” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Snek Terrarium | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Snekist Rule Over All!” |
