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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Riverdale

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Riverdale is ranked 2,626^th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
2.	The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Some things are worth dying for.”
3.	The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
4.	The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
5.	The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“I am trying to be better”
6.	The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
7.	The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
8.	The Incorporated States of FP Jones	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
9.	The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“I didn't come back for you.”
10.	The Military Future of Dilton Doiley	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“If you publish that story, my life will be over”