The Safest in Russia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Russia is ranked 12,919th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Alexey Navalny | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “I'm not going to appeal to violence or aggression...” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Bakhroma | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Занято́й, как пчела́” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Velvettes russia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Перманентная революция национализма началась с нас” | |
| 4. |  The People's Federation of Poklonskaia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Гордость и промышленность” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic State of Tereshkov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Разрывая цепи” | |
| 6. |  The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Rurik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Героям слава!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Wester-Russia | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Демократія это путь къ побѣдѣ” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Romanova | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Putina | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Если бой неизбежен, иди и сражайся первым” |
