The Most Corrupt Governments in Russia
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
| 3. |  The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!” | |
| 4. |  The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Velvettes russia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Перманентная революция национализма началась с нас” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of All-Russian Government of Amur | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Putina | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Если бой неизбежен, иди и сражайся первым” | |
| 9. |  The Free State of Azov | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Незламний” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Romanova | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Pride and Industry” |
