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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Saint Lucia

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Athanasius Island	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
2.	The State of Bainsbridge	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Do it first”
3.	The Queen's State of Barcello	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“From here to there”
4.	The Queen's State of Cero Mein	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Merry Christmas”
5.	The State of Esrom Phares	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Try As I Might”
6.	The State of Niab	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Sands of time”
7.	The District of Pearlette	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“community”
8.	The State of Posita Regalia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“done”