The Safest in San Francisco
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, San Francisco is ranked 2,329th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Peace Convoy of The New Age Travellers | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “The journey is our home” | |
| 2. |  The Damascene Microdot of The Steady Diet of Nothing | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Capitalism is losing, the bourgeoisie chooses fascism” |
