The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
4. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Motto” | |
5. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
6. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Do not despair” | |
7. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The car won't start!” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
9. | The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!” | |
10. | The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” |