by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Gargantuan Love God”
3.The Free State of VosiycrsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“There Can Never Be Enough”
4.The Republic of Laser GunsCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Motto”
5.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“With oysters we thrive!”
6.The Most Christian City of OrdenzaCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Do not despair”
7.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“The car won't start!”
8.The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last OptionFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
9.The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!”
10.The Safe Haven of LGBT EqualityNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“#LoveIsLove”
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