The Most Cheerful Citizens in Save Our Planet
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of William Beebe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “To be a Naturalist is better than to be a King.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Dr David Livingstone | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “For God and King” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of John James Audubon | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The woods would be very silent if no birds sang.” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Couch Kingdom | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Snacks and Beer!” |
