by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Save Our Planet

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Save Our Planet is ranked 7,606th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of Couch KingdomCorporate Police State Halliburton“Snacks and Beer!”
2.The Free Land of Dr David LivingstoneNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“For God and King”
3.The Free Land of William BeebeInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“To be a Naturalist is better than to be a King.”