The Fattest Citizens in Save Our Planet
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Save Our Planet is ranked 7,606th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Incorporated States of Couch Kingdom | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Snacks and Beer!” | |
2. | The Free Land of Dr David Livingstone | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “For God and King” | |
3. | The Free Land of William Beebe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “To be a Naturalist is better than to be a King.” |