The Most Secular in Scandinavia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Brennanndi Ríki of Muspellheim | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Scandinavia the everlasting” | |
| 2. |  The Quanticolous Shire of Wutar Katari | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We were, we are, we will” | |
| 3. |  The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ownership is Exclusion” | |
| 4. |  The Royal Grímsvötnic Kingdom of Ejyafjallajokull | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Through ice, wind and fire!” | |
| 5. |  The Tree-Licking Peoples of Atherha | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Pushing for a cleaner, stronger future.” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Hydrunn | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “No need to flee” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Das Inselreich | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Das Reich setzt auf der Insel fort.” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Traannhjaem | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Uten en Fortid, Er det Ingen Framtid” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of James Baldwin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Live Free or Not At All” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Shingihan peuple de nostro kami ultra” |
