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The Highest Crime Rates in Schoenplatz

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Basic Nation of Botom	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Burn!”
2.	The Commonwealth of New Ferld Des	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”