The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sex
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Twisted World of Big Swinger | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Big Swinger” | |
| 2. |  The Cherry Cream of Cotolon | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Feel the power” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Dungeoneers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Are you just gonna leave me here?” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Hot male | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Some like me hot others like me cold etc” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land Fun Times of Hung Like A Horse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The King” | |
| 6. |  The Addicts of Hypersexuality | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “I Don't Need A Motto” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of LegsForDays | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “My eyes are up here” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Nymphomanicistan | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Until we reach a climax of pleasure” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Oh why yes | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “Ah, why, yes. This exists.” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Ooh My God | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “OMG” |
