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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Seychelles

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Baluchistani	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Founder in chief”
2.	The State of Campinas	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Finis Coronat Opus”
3.	The State of Jack Snow	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“off”
4.	The State of Liamuigai	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Country Above Self”
5.	The State of Lil Robin	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Freedom”
6.	The Queendom of Mazure	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“We Will Endure”
7.	The Bannorn of Naath	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Dāryssy hen Elēnar”
8.	The State of Obed Booz	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“From Me to Forever”
9.	The State of Shia Tamaz	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“By the people and for the people”