by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Shinka

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Shinka is ranked 14,485th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Sir AersoAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“If you milk a bull, he's your friend for life”
2.The With an I of InfandeCorporate Police State Halliburton“Literally 1984”
3.The Reversed Puppet of WoschlandPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Through Progress, Hardship”
4.The Republic of KawhiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“To the harbour!”
5.The Honururs of TITOO COMMANDURPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Honur too the TITOO COMMANDUR!”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of Aerso BagginsPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“One Bard to Praise them All”
7.The Easy Identification of Obviously Wischlands PuppetIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“So Command doesn't have to ask who this belongs to”
8.The Kingdom of Zanza the DivinePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“That which will be, will be.”
9.The Ever-Turning Hourglass of ChronostasIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Tick Tock Goes the Clock”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of MackmyrithIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Mack to the max!”
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