by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Silent

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Silent is ranked 1,204th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Christmas Golden Republic of QpwoRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Q”
2.The Empire of CoparationsCorporate Police State Halliburton“Stronger than ever”
3.The Allied States of HaerarCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“It is not what you know, but who you know.”
4.The Country of Provisional Democratic HellasInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Ελευθερία ή θάνατος”
5.The Republic of TulipsAndCrackNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty, Tulips, Crack”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of Rambler24Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“This Space For Rent”
7.The Republic of Ewa1Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Peace and Justice”
8.The Protectorate of MoronlonPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“In a civil war”
9.The Loving Couple of -OneTruePairingFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Lumity”
10.The Kingdom of TavericmorIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Let me see what I can do...”
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