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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Singapore

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Celestial Empire of Bathor	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“In the Beginning, I am, and at the End, I remain.”
2.	The 0-emission Nation of Crof	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Seeing is believing”
3.	The Honourable Islamic Abode of Edgefield Plains	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Islam is the way to Excellence”
4.	The Community of Gadis Manis Dari Kampong	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Tidak Apa Apa”
5.	The Heldere n Betoverde Dimensie of Garden at 6th Mile Road	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Dedicated to his very first home.”
6.	The Holy Empire of Harks	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Alea jacta est”
7.	The Legendary Pokémon of Mew 151	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Mew”
8.	The Confederacy of Ocean Bees	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Peace and Justice”
9.	The Queendom of Orchard Road	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Lion City”
10.	The Singaporean Fleet of Preda Farrow	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Majulah Singapura”

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