The Safest in Slavija
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Slavija is ranked 14,531st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Glory to the Imperium” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Irakleio | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Den kataktíthike oúte sto thánato!” | |
| 3. |  The What is this I dont even of The South Polish Union | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “Poland can into space!” | |
| 4. |  The USSS Region of Rucznewland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “God, People and Motherland.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of District Line 48 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Greater Order of Ovare | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “The deaths of many, from the hands of one.” | |
| 7. |  The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskaya | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “*Blinks rapidly then stares*” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Chapeans | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “The chap people are very chappy” | |
| 9. |  The Goblinoid Attack of Ssokol | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Goblins. ” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Rambler39 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “While the worst Are full of passionate intensity” |
