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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Snazzy

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Snazzy Blaat	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Listen to our great leader: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:10”
2.	The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The Blaatschapen	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“I am wooling to go out on a lamb”
3.	The Cat Colony of Munchkinstan	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi!”
4.	The Republic of Cardashian	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Zz”
5.	The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“It is always wabbit season in Ethel Mermania”
6.	The Purr Evil Angry Cats of Nanatsu no Tsuki	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!”
7.	The Bizarrely Localized Typhoon of The Holy Therns	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“How we laugh, and then we are melancholy”
8.	The Mischievous Meerkats of Lordieth	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
9.	The Benevolent Dictatorship of Laerod	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“People, Party, Protector”
10.	The Vivacious Beauty of Bralia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Only beautiful people can read this motto.”