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The Most Corrupt Governments in Snazzy

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“It is always wabbit season in Ethel Mermania”
2.	The Bizarrely Localized Typhoon of The Holy Therns	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“How we laugh, and then we are melancholy”
3.	The Purr Evil Angry Cats of Nanatsu no Tsuki	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!”
4.	The Vivacious Beauty of Bralia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Only beautiful people can read this motto.”
5.	The Benevolent Dictatorship of Laerod	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“People, Party, Protector”
6.	The Republic of Cardashian	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Zz”
7.	The Republic of Snazzy Blaat	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Listen to our great leader: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:10”
8.	The Cat Colony of Munchkinstan	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi!”
9.	The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The Blaatschapen	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“I am wooling to go out on a lamb”
10.	The Mischievous Meerkats of Lordieth	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”