The Lowest Crime Rates in Somalia
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Somalia is ranked 24,706th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Jamhuuriyadda | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's District of Y-Psylone | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Beta-Alpha-Pi” | |
| 3. |  The State of Jacob Isaacs | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Father Knows” | |
| 4. |  The State of Lansoldale | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “a little to the right” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Manchin | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Great Wonders” | |
| 6. |  The State of Soomaalija | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The State of Foxlee | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Just a Little More” |
