The World World Census

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
2.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.	The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“!@#$%^&*()”
4.	The Queendom of Thorvel	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“In the name of God, On guard !”
5.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.	The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.	The Republic of Mozzarella Factory	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Motto”
8.	The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of Esplandia	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Until the End, Never Broken”
9.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
10.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”