The Most Rebellious Youth in South Australia
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, South Australia is ranked 14,806th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of The Foxes Swamp | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “What doesn't Kill you makes you Stronger!” | |
| 2. |  The District of Adelaide Gold | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Best Place” | |
| 3. |  The District of Kingscote | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Our Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Manomet Hill | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “First Step” | |
| 5. | The Queen's State of Crawford Monroe | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Start” | |
| 6. | The Queendom of Asimai | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Governorate” | |
| 7. |  The State of Paul Brown | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. | The State of Michelle | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The State of Aleeshah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Rannoch | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “וואָס איז טויט קען קיינמאָל שטאַרבן” |
