The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in South Carolina
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of BAE Los Rios | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Armada del Ecuador” | |
| 2. |  The State of Bellefeuille | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “State of Fear” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Caroline Liberty | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Clemson university | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Fighting Nation of Gamecocks | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “An unjust law is no law at all” | |
| 6. |  The Blind Leading The Blind of I 20 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Dum spiro spero - While I breathe, I hope” | |
| 7. | The State of Magothy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “First Step” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Ossabaw | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Start” | |
| 9. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Secessionist | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The North was mad and blind, and so the War came.” | |
| 10. |  The State of White Point | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Start” |
