The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” | |
2. | The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
3. | The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
4. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
5. | The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
6. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
7. | The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
8. | The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
9. | The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
10. | The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” |