The Smartest Citizens in South Kak
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Communitarian Sophocracy of Jonbodia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Dum Spiro Spero” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of Jongolia | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “The beatings will continue until morale improves.” |
