The Most Cultured in South Pacific
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Norlins | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Yat” | |
| 2. |  The Creator of Holly United | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Jors | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Bulios | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Join the movement” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Secondary Care Prototype | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of South Pacific Guardian | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “FOUNDERLESS.NET” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of A Muddy Road | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “It's already dog-eat-dog, friend.” |
