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The Most Cultured in Southampton

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Hopeful Possibility of Encida	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Tomorrow Is Just A Whisper Away”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Not Near	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“Even if life is wonderful, it ought not be enjoyed.”
3.	The Commonwealth of Kokhestan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“A nation done right.”
4.	The Kingdom of Owenica	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Motto...”
5.	The Federal Republic of Joduerdor	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Solidarity with Gaza”
6.	The Kingdom of Recaris	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Your money, please”
7.	The Kingdom of Corenom	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Stand Against Terror”
8.	The Community of Corpital	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“The Invisible Handjob”
9.	The Queendom of Gabrieltonlandtonland	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“At least it's not Hull”
10.	The Matriarchy of Very Near	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“For God and Green”