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The Most Rebellious Youth in Southeast Asia

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Great Mekong	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Tổ Quốc – Danh Dự – Trách Nhiệm”
2.	The People's Democratic Republic of Laos	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Peace, independence, democracy, unity and prosperity.”
3.	The Dragons of Hyal	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Seeing is believing”
4.	The Matriarchy of Soloinsnalman	Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy	“By The People For The People”
5.	The Colonial Territories of The Vordanian East Indies	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“For the Glory of Vordania”
6.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXI	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Fireplace cloak”
7.	The Autonomous Region of Pulau Bali	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Bali Dwipa Jaya”
8.	The People's Republic of Wa States	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Aux muih Meung Vax | 我爱佤邦”
9.	The Republic of Saolan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“What Civilization do You Stand For?”