The Most Cultured in Southeastern Wisconsin
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Republic of Zaldania | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In the Early Light, Zaldania Rises.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Odocoileinia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength of the buck, courage of the doe” | |
| 3. |  The Towers of Jild | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Patience is a slow killer.” |
