The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Sovereign Corporate League
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unlimited Money Printers of Federal Reserve Bank | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Absolutely nothing to see here. Move along” | |
| 2. |  The Golden Century of Bank of China | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “思想全球化” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Rockefeller Foundation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Smart Globalization” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Nakatomi Corporation | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Rising profits” | |
| 5. |  The Banking Corporation of HSBC Holdings plc | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Discrete Deposits” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Bank of Japan | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “banzai!” | |
| 7. |  The Illuminated Prestige of Rothschild Investments | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Concordia, Integritas, Industria” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Monsanto Company | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Genetically modifying nature” | |
| 9. |  The Index Fund Empire of BlackRock Inc | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Corporate Asset Management” | |
| 10. |  The Diamond Consortium of De Beers | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Diamonds are forever” |
