by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Sovereign Corporate League

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Sovereign Corporate League is ranked 194th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Conglomerate of ArkbergenCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Our place is inherent - we are the Light Bearers!”
2.The Unlimited Money Printers of Federal Reserve BankCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Absolutely nothing to see here. Move along”
3.The Sovereign Conglomerate of Kuro Sora GroupRight-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists“Commodities and Finance”
4.The Matriarchy of Bank of JapanCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“banzai!”
5.The Multinational Investments of Deutsch BankCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Too big to fail”
6.The Manufacturing Company of Taiwan SemiconductorCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“The worlds foundry”
7.The International Organizations of The World Bank GroupCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Economic Development and Poverty Eradication”
8.The Golden Century of Bank of ChinaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“思想全球化”
9.The Matriarchy of Nakatomi CorporationCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“Rising profits”
10.The Empire of Rockefeller FoundationInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Smart Globalization”
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