The Fattest Citizens in Sovereign Corporate League
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Sovereign Corporate League is ranked 194th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Imperial Conglomerate of Arkbergen | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Our place is inherent - we are the Light Bearers!” | |
2. | The Unlimited Money Printers of Federal Reserve Bank | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Absolutely nothing to see here. Move along” | |
3. | The Sovereign Conglomerate of Kuro Sora Group | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Commodities and Finance” | |
4. | The Matriarchy of Bank of Japan | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “banzai!” | |
5. | The Multinational Investments of Deutsch Bank | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Too big to fail” | |
6. | The Manufacturing Company of Taiwan Semiconductor | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The worlds foundry” | |
7. | The International Organizations of The World Bank Group | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Economic Development and Poverty Eradication” | |
8. | The Golden Century of Bank of China | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “思想全球化” | |
9. | The Matriarchy of Nakatomi Corporation | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Rising profits” | |
10. | The Empire of Rockefeller Foundation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Smart Globalization” |