The Most Secular in Sovereign Corporate League
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Monsanto Company | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Genetically modifying nature” | |
| 2. |  The Illuminated Prestige of Rothschild Investments | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Concordia, Integritas, Industria” | |
| 3. |  The International Organizations of The World Bank Group | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Economic Development and Poverty Eradication” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Consulting | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Don't boil the ocean, circle back and take it offline” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Yabaestid | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I can't think of anything” | |
| 6. |  The Banking Corporation of HSBC Holdings plc | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Discrete Deposits” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Blume Corp | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Always watching” | |
| 8. |  The Commodities Company of Vitol | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Oiling the wheels of industry” | |
| 9. |  The Manufacturing Company of Taiwan Semiconductor | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “The worlds foundry” | |
| 10. |  The Nihongo Megacorp of Mirai Conglomerate | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Leading into the future” |
