The Most Average in St Abbaddon
World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Eskovar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “This is Eskovar” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Torpedo Sandwich | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Tasty, but dangerous” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Blue Azura | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Glory to the House of Tang-Dragania!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Serene Vale | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “To be honest, initially, I flew on the dark side” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Wardens of the frost | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “In the snow, our kingdom lies.” | |
| 6. |  The Truly of Holy angel | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Namathsea | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Skankamungus | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “This is extremely true.” | |
| 9. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Qustria | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “In war we shall always win” |
