The Lowest Crime Rates in Stereo Hearts
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Stereo Hearts is ranked 2,539th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Definitely Not of Obvious Defender Puppet | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “This isn't the puppet you're looking for” | |
| 2. |  The Gorillaz of Double Bass- | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “All of which makes me anxious” | |
| 3. |  The Who'da thunk of Icky Thump | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico” | |
| 4. |  The Schmilco of Someone To Lose | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Wilco Schmilco” | |
| 5. |  The But Not LWU of Running With The Wolves | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Trick or treat, what would it be” | |
| 6. |  The Rebellion of Road of Resistance | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “GO FOR RESISTANCE” | |
| 7. |  The Brother of New Genius | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Dream of my world” | |
| 8. |  The Gorillaz of Re-Hash | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “It's the sweet sensation” | |
| 9. |  The Too Much of Everybody Talks | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER” | |
| 10. |  The Goodness Gracious of Great Balls of Fire | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “You broke my will, but what a thrill!” |
