The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sumerian Coalition
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Protectorate of Alice and Bob | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “.. -. / -... --- --- -... ... / .-- . / - .-. ..- ... -” | |
2. | The United States of BLACK HAT | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear…” | |
3. | The Imperial Papal State of Cafe y el Tabaco | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “ˇSalve al Todopoderoso y Eterno Papa Chico!” | |
4. | The Nomadic Peoples of Isteni Khanate | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “By The People For The People” | |
5. | The Regitur-Coetus Monarchy of New South Blue Dot | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Rid yourself of the horrid chains of Weakness!” | |
6. | The Holy Grand Bishopry of Obadiahstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Mer muss uff sich selwer achtgewwe.” | |
7. | The Incorporated States of President DJ Trump | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “whitehouse.red” | |
8. | The Holy Synod of President Trump | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “By The People For The People” | |
9. | The Empire of Quintus Roma | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Invicta” | |
10. | The Protectorate of Sojourn | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Rebirth and Rejuvination” |