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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Suomi

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Suomi is ranked 3,604^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ilcanus-sentric Empire of Ilconia	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Meillä kaikki on hyvin, muualla eletään mutakuopassa”
2.	The Empire of Rixustan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Kaikki tiet vievät roomaan ja junat rixuun”
3.	The Matriarchy of Ilman impi	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Tuli sotka suora lintu”
4.	The Matriarchy of Free Amazons	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Sisters-in-arms”
5.	The Queendom of Savoma	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“Tilanne voi olla toivoton, muttei koskaan vakava”