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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Superior

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Algoma Beach	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“RIP”
2.	The State of Donovan Plan	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Started out Nice”
3.	The District of Gitchigumi	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Community”
4.	The State of Greenfield Park	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Haven”
5.	The State of Leigh Keller	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Just working out”
6.	The State of Lower North Shore	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“RIP”
7.	The State of Maple Sunrise	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Day Job”
8.	The State of The Lakehead	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Wild Forever”