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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Swaziland

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Bentrophic	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Tba”
2.	The State of Dief-Lac	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“done”
3.	The State of Mswati	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“State”
4.	The State of Nelise	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Nevada es casero”
5.	The State of Said Musa	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Commonwealth”
6.	The State of Stay-North	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“Freedom Always First”
7.	The Queen's State of Swakopmundi	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“For Nation and Home”
8.	The District of Wild Blue Griffin	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“The Associates”