The Rudest Citizens in Swaziland
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Swakopmundi | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “For Nation and Home” | |
| 2. |  The District of Wild Blue Griffin | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The Associates” | |
| 3. |  The State of Mswati | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Said Musa | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Commonwealth” | |
| 5. | The State of Stay-North | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Freedom Always First” | |
| 6. |  The State of Nelise | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Nevada es casero” | |
| 7. |  The State of Dief-Lac | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “done” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Bentrophic | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Tba” |
