The Fattest Citizens in Sweden
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Sweden is ranked 13,637th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Tito Beltran | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Sweden for Swedes” | |
| 2. | The Kingdom of Peter Stormare | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Terry Gilliam is one of the greatest brains I ever met.” | |
| 3. | The United Kingdom of Svearian Union | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. | The Rogue Nation of Evil sweden | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The RevolutionAnarchistBowlers of South Erie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Member, RABBLE (Revolutionary Anarchist Bowling League)” | |
| 6. | The ♛ Kingdom of Malmberget | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Fly High, Fly Far” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Darth Cegtonkia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “I find your lack of faith disturbing” | |
| 8. |  The First Aid of Silent Witness | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Silence is a human right” | |
| 9. |  The Life in the Woods of Vragol the Orc Shaman | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Dahum” | |
| 10. | The Swedish Protector of Ichu | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Protecting Sweden since 2018” |
