The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sydney
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of ANZAC Parade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of CANZUK Federation | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Federation” | |
| 3. |  The State of Conklin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The State of Malcolm T | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Ieave this one to the Committee” | |
| 5. |  The State of New Albion Colony | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Peace” | |
| 6. |  The State of Panzerfolk | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Strong of Heart” | |
| 7. |  The State of Shatford | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Strong and Free” | |
| 8. |  The State of Supreme 1 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Peace and Justice” |
