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The Highest Crime Rates in Tarawa

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Koreander	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Power”
2.	The District of Fort George	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“The Greatest”
3.	The State of Ioco	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Finding Another”
4.	The District of Marcellus	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Island Community”
5.	The State of In a Pigs Eye	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“State”
6.	The State of John Robertson	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“State”
7.	The State of Kinbasket	Free-Market Paradise Randroids	“The Wave”
8.	The Queen's State of Supreme Commander	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“God is with us”