The Highest Drug Use in Tegucigalpa
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Warfield | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Whatever” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Lago Cuidad | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “District” | |
| 3. |  The State of Lusty Chics | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Giving only what is wanted” | |
| 4. |  The State of Zymurgy Island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The State of Brakenbirk | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “NIMBY” | |
| 6. |  The State of Zornwall | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Prince of a Duke” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Sou Salva | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Tegucigalpan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” |
