The Fattest Citizens in Terra Pro Redditu
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of United Canara | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Ad-space available! only 49'999$ daily!” |
