by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

The Fattest Citizens in The Alliance of Eros

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Alliance of Eros is ranked 8,802nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Good Country of TheamylanoisoliatlasIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Lowest prices are just the beginning.”
2.The Imperial Dynasty of ParedevileIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Glory to the Empire”
3.The Loving Couple of -Art-F4n-Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Lumity”
4.The Holy Empire of The Raven Morocco IslandsMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Nøtrœm sœmœs mäneræ”
5.The Republic of Tand MitaurnefiesInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“From Many, One”
6.The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 24Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Unity, Discipline, Work”
7.The Federal Republic of Aland and HeligolandMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Traditio, Honoris, Vita”
8.The Grandest Sultanate of New ErtolandIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“For the sultan, for the state and for the money!”
9.The Commune of Salty MountainFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Glory to all the Commune! Glory to the Red South!”
10.The Sultanate of TablinzhiaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Tzviy i Aleh’u vytorrio ch’sènthū, hal’u v Tablinzhia!”
12»